jethroq:

lacrimalis:

girlfromthenorthcountry:

He’s so real

peak lying on your resume behavior

gffa:

I’M YELLING

everythingfox:

Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby

(Source)

hunter-rodrigez:

dianas-shortgalpal:

lady-redhaired:

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

i-wanna-do-something:

there are many benefits to being a marine biologist

roselightfairy:

yen-sama:

mrs-transmuter:

operativesurprise:

rubes-dragon:

whimmy-bam:

diva-gonzo:

dumbass-oikawa:

conservative-libertarian:

221books:

fuckyourwritinghabits:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

czarnoksieznik:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

what the hell

This makes me really chuffed

This post is quite egregious

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

goddamnit.

all of you go to hell

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

Why the fuck do these exist

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

Literally is another example now.

@thevillainsmustache

trappedinavelociraptor:

intactics-deactivated20211231:

#he’s right but his neighbors fucking hated him probably